![]() Space gulps down the million dying screams.Īdmiral Xentsiu Keardennt stands on the bridge, electric sparks dancing in the smoke that wreathes their dead crew. Ruptured hulls spill corpses and ruined ship-guts. The ruins of both fleets drift like starry ash across the void. I hope your insurance covers surgery.Ī Burden of Tomorrows (The Forever Peace, Book 3) - Prologue From their powers to how they constantly. MCCARTHY: -since Voidshadow was always the violent one, right? Sexy, evil, the works. MCCARTHY: The death toll was staggering, you must admit, though I’m sure not everyone blames you. MCCARTHY: Well, wrecking ten miles of the arctic ice shelf and causing a tsunami is quite the way to declare a divorce! Must’ve been pretty infuriating, given how hot you both are! Is that where the conflict arose? Sexual frustration? MCCARTHY: -you and Voidshadow were married before the, and I quote, “most cataclysmic break up of all time.” Well, according to your official biography. MCCARTHY: Whatever, fucking to fighting, right? You both practically invented the, what’s the term, “lovers to enemies”? Elaborate, won’t you? You’re the famous Sol Undertaker, a modern legend among even the biggest superhero names, outclassing even some of the old Excaliburs! And we all know that Voidshadow, under the mundane name Mattias Graham Blackburn, was your most hated foe. MCCARTHY: I think the forestry department would disagree about the fight! GRAVES: It’s not much of a victory when your nemesis won’t fight back. How did you finally overpower Voidshadow and kill them? MCCARTHY: You don’t pull punches, do you? Ha! Get it? Anyway. GRAVES: You’re responsible for your own damages. MCCARTHY: I think most people are sorry your battle fried all the camera drones there to record! Big outfits like Virtual Entropy can afford the equipment loss, but oof, some of us took quite a financial hit and nothing to show for it. MCCARTHY: Considering you leveled seven-hundred acres of a national forest in the process, I would hope the victory would bring you some joy. MCCARTHY: You don’t sound too happy about it. First off, congratulations are in order! You defeated Voidshadow. MCCARTHY: For our loyal listeners, you might be wondering where my co-host is, and I assure you, Teodora’s on site! The prison only lets in one “visitor” at a time, which is a shame, but you get the dulcet sound of my solo voice as compromise. MCCARTHY: Well, you did both come in like wrecking balls, or should I say asteroids? GRAVES: It was nowhere near that destructive. For those of you living under a rock, Sol Undertaker placed themself voluntarily in prison here after the Second Tunguska Event, as fans are calling the showdown. I’m thrilled to be coming to you live from the maximum-security containment wing of Site 92, where I have the pleasure of interviewing Sixten Graves, known by most of you as Sol Undertaker. MCCARTHY: Welcome back, listeners! It’s me, Eli McCarthy, your go-to podcast host for allllll the juiciest super drama. Interview with Sol Undertaker, hosted by Eli McCarthy on Episode 319 of Capes For Justice People of Colo(u)r Destroy Science Fiction!.
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